Category: Joke Board
"My stomach has been bothering me, Doctor," complained the patient.
"What have you been eating?" asked the doctor. "That's easy. I only
eat pool balls." "Pool balls?!" said the astonished doctor. "Maybe
that's the trouble. What kind do you eat?" "All kinds," replied the
man, "Red ones for breakfast, yellow and orange ones for lunch, blue
ones for afternoon snacks, and purple and black for dinner." "I see
the problem," said the doctor. "You haven't been getting any greens!"
hahahahahaha!
yucka yucka!
Bob